Resilience, Tenacity, Perseverance.. Yep they are wonderful traits. No!!really!!..they are...Just ask the drinker-ers..The extra ER is where these people will land up anyway.
Now i know what CHUMBAWABA(such a name can only be the result of 'some' drink-er-ing) had in mind..How many times have u heard people saying 'O god!!im never drinking again!'..and surprise surprise where do you meet them again?..in the BAR!!..ofcourse the fact that you are there again doesn say much for you(or in this case..me..) either.
I dont understand people who claim to consume as much as DIAGEO's daily outpour and really can only take as much as single bottle of highly diluted alcohol..U get my point. If not..please leave this page...
I also dont understand people who dont know when to stop..U have to be as dense as some of the contestants of reality shows to miss the signs.Thats what Ace of Base sang about!!..These people are like...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila..floor..door..BANG!!..Take this man to a bed!..
Ofcourse given the human race's insatiable appetite for competition. We have boozards who have a higher density than the afore mentioned types. The ones who are either too stupid,retarded,cool,moronic,idiotic,more retarded,insane,drunk,crazy,macho, further retarding...ive run out of adjectives to fill this glass...o yes!..and retarded!.to know, admit, deduce, infer, calculate, determine, ascertain, concede, realize that they are drunk..and o yes...retarded!!!..they follow the algorithm..
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila..floor..door..oops!! almost missed the first step!!phew!!im sober..walk..car..sit...drive..lilavati hospital!!...
I am not going to bother writing anything responsible on this page. Why?..Well...er....Ouch!!MY head!!! I swear..Im never drinking again!!!!!!!!!!
****THUD!!!!!!****
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Interesting to know.
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